I need an Ace. I wanna kick the spread. I use and English accent whenever I use his voice. Looks like he's eating a treat off the table and walking away.
Well, there's a dog well taught by Kenny Rogers. You gotta know when to eat your treats and know when to fold them. Interesting note about Jim Jam, Lou, he was rescued from Thailand and brought to America. Lots of dogs in Thailand.
Wow, that is interesting. Oh, now look at Jim Jam over there about to take a nap. Oh man, I tell you what, look at that cuddly bed there. I could use a quick 40 winks. Well, we still gotta do this, so let's continue on. Okay.
I can't tell -- what is Dr. Bones doing right now? He's being frisky. Dr. Bones is a frisky dog.
Dr. Bones is clearly in the lead. Yes, the good doctor with his trademark red bandana, seems to have control of this match so far. Red as the day is long, Lou. That doesn't make sense. Didn't know they could see color. Take a look at Roxy over there: She's got three medium size stacks of only red chips.
That's right, Roxy is sitting at $750 or 15,000 bones, depending on the exchange rate. Would you take a look at that: Jim Jam is licking his cards. Gary that's a clear tell. You can see that he likes his cards and is therefore licking them. See if the other players can pick up on that. I do the same thing with women.
He does. I'm on probation. Hey, did you notice Roxy's hair? Would you say that's an intimidation tactic? Yeah, the mohawk is there to intimidate your opponent, draw attention to it and away from the cards. Then again, it could be up to her owner as to how her hair is styled, and Roxy, clearly, is just living life second to second.
That's what I say about me and my wife. I didn't get that. She cuts my hair and styles it and I have no say over it. Oh, and then it makes sense. Yeah.
Oh, some frustration setting in. She has jumped up on the table and is knocking things over. Yeah, Roxy is clearly a bitch. I can say that because we don't know who her father is.
That would be a bastard. And that's it for this week. What a thrilling hand that was Lou. They almost did something related to poker. Right, and even more amazingly, only one competitor left us a surprise over in the corner.
Roxy, we just took you for a walk! Brand new carpet and everything. Anyway, live from the East Las Vegas Animal Shelter, it's the 2012 Canine World Series of Poker. We'll see you next time. No begging.